conversation
[Phone rings.]
Me: Hi.
Jim: Hi.
Me: How are you?
Jim: Tipsy.
Me: You’re tipsy? So that’s why you decided to call me?
Jim: No, I’m at a concert. Bob Dylan, Levon Helm, a bunch of other people.
Me: [Fumes silently.]
[Phone rings.]
Me: Hi.
Jim: Hi.
Me: How are you?
Jim: Tipsy.
Me: You’re tipsy? So that’s why you decided to call me?
Jim: No, I’m at a concert. Bob Dylan, Levon Helm, a bunch of other people.
Me: [Fumes silently.]