New Rambler Quips & Snippets

Short takes from The New Rambler.
Aug 17
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conversation

[Phone rings.]

Me: Hi.

Jim: Hi.

Me: How are you?

Jim: Tipsy.

Me: You’re tipsy? So that’s why you decided to call me?

Jim: No, I’m at a concert. Bob Dylan, Levon Helm, a bunch of other people.

Me: [Fumes silently.]