New Rambler Quips & Snippets

Short takes from The New Rambler.
Aug 17
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conversation

[Phone rings.]

Me: Hi.

Jim: Hi.

Me: How are you?

Jim: Tipsy.

Me: You’re tipsy? So that’s why you decided to call me?

Jim: No, I’m at a concert. Bob Dylan, Levon Helm, a bunch of other people.

Me: [Fumes silently.]

Jun 24
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Jun 15
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Summer Reading

Me: You still found time to read after you had me, right?

Mom: Oh yes. I just neglected you from time to time. Or I neglected the dishes.

Jun 13
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Sandbag levee (via mgbales)
Many people, of course, would probably not be terribly sad to lose the Laser Center, Gehry or not. The protests when it went up were huge.

Sandbag levee (via mgbales)

Many people, of course, would probably not be terribly sad to lose the Laser Center, Gehry or not. The protests when it went up were huge.

Jun 11
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Lower City Park 3 (via mgbales), illustrating further descriptions.
I used to live near Upper City Park, well away from the flooded areas, but it’s still weird to see this.

Lower City Park 3 (via mgbales), illustrating further descriptions.

I used to live near Upper City Park, well away from the flooded areas, but it’s still weird to see this.

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Jun 10
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Whenever Twitter is down, I have an irresistable urge to tweet a grouchy message about how Twitter is down. But then I remember that Twitter is down, and I can’t.

Jun 09
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You still can’t get an iPhone in my state. Just sayin’.

Can’t get one in yours, either? You can join our Facebook group.